I don't own a smartphone, so I don't take pictures of random people unless I see something that gives cause for a double take.

This guy met that criteria....

I went to the mall to pick up my laptop and came across this interesting sight.  A man wearing a suit jacket, pink tie, basketball shorts, and dress shoes without socks.

I'm no fashionista (my fashion fails are well documented) but even I know you just don't do that. 

Did you miss that bolded, italic part? Basketball shorts. This picture just doesn't give the situation justice.

I told my girl he's probably filthy rich because he just doesn't give a damn. lol

She thinks he's a fashion designer. I agree! lol