Fighting Over Custody "What My Kids Say"

Alvin: "Mom, he's trying to steal my plant!"

Simon: "He doesn't take care of it.  I can do a better job."

Alvin: "It's not your choice! It belongs to me!"

Simon: "Mom, how about you decide?"

                              I've been appointed judge?

Me: "How about we all go to bed?"


They scatter like roaches....